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Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Wish Lists?

Well, it is the holiday season, so why not do a quick post about gift giving. Wish lists are something you expect from a child this time of year, Santa does need to know what the children want for Christmas for some reason even though he is supposed to be all knowing and all seeing... Too bad we were too stupid to figure that out when we were kids.

What I don't understand are these women on social media sites that create wish lists for people to send them the items on said list. Is this the modern day version of being a sugar daddy? This has sucker written all over it if you ask me. Do these idiots that buy these ladies actually think that they will get laid out of it? Oh, it's the picture the tramp posts (for the world to see... it's not personal), who is essentially a glorified stripper, in the lingerie that this fool bought for them that they get off too... Jacking off to a picture, that's almost getting laid right?


What kind of pathetic man buys these ladies items off of their wish lists? I know these guys are not doing it out of the goodness of their hearts, helping out the less fortunate... and whatever other cliche comes to mind. It's a pathetic attempt to get a piece of ass. Hell, I guarantee that these idiots also go to strip clubs and blow a fortune in the back rooms talking to the strippers instead of having them grind on their crotch for a few songs.

Just to show how stupid these lists are, I've put together a list of my own if anyone is in the giving spirit this holiday season... Here is the link. http://www.amazon.com/registry/wishlist/1AH1RYU4TSCR6/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_ws_d4p0qb1DSNARW

Yes, it's an odd collection of items. It was made that way on purpose. And I just wanted to let you all know, whom ever gets me the gimp mask, gets an autographed picture of me wearing it with a personalized message scribed on it. Just like what these pathetic men get in return for buying these pigs items off of their wish lists. I know, I know, I know... It's just what you always wanted.

To you and to yours, have a happy and safe holiday season... Don't drink and drive either, people!

Have a Happy New Year and that bull shit...

M.


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